Put your hands up, officer!
You have the right to remain, cute!
I love me a nice, hard... police baton!
Awww, what's the matter officer? Did I do something wrong??
You're under arrest for being too cute!
my most humiliating arrest to date... I can't believe she cuffed and stripped me down to my underwear
WHAT!?!?!? No please don't take me to jail I'm too pretty for jail...